Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
I got to the apartment, I was handed a beer within 20 seconds, I'm glowing in the dark, there's fog everywhere, and now I'm wearing a sombrero because apparently it's silly hat night. I never want to leave.
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
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