it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
Red Bull/Vodka? You bet I'm showing everyone my penis tonight.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I wish buying curtains was as easy as buying drugs. I already KNOW what I want and what the outcome will be: awesome.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
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