do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I wanted to write an apology letter to my vagina after that.
She woke up, mumbled "the trees" When i asked her what about them, she yelled "WE NEED THEM FOR OXYGEN," Then went back to sleep.
We need to get on her level.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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