so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Finally get to put my practical writing degree to use! I'm writing a craigslist ad for a threesome
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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