So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
We can see it once so I can see the whole movie, then I'll go see it with him so I know when the boring parts are and I can have sex with him during those parts
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Can I just text her like "yo sorry I fucked your boyfriend, let's go get sushi" or like nah
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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