Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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