Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
Randomize
