So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Maybe I'm not hungover. Maybe I'm actually dying.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
Never go to your parents' super bowl party. I learned, in great detail, "Why Aunt Trisha is a hoe" Not enough beer on the eastern seaboard.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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