I'm in a strip club that reminds me of a crack house from the 80's.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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