I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Drunk you is everything I aspire to be in life.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Her only article of clothing is an American Flag
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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