i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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