My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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