no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
So much rum. So many feels.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
i just woke with half a bagel saran wrapped to my phone and a cookie in an envelope beside my head...
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