yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
No subtext here. People are naked.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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