Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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