I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
By the end of the night i was making legitimate noises not just saying moo.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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