I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
Some dude at the gas station right now is buying a 30 rack of beast and a can of cat food. Happy Thanksgiving.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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