38 yer olds are good kisserssss
you would pick up someone in the library
Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
They cut me off when I tried to pee in the corner of the bar.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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