it's my fault, I passed out instead of getting up to pee.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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