Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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