I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
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