you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
My boobs aren't big enough for this kind of lifestyle
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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