help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I'm dressed as a caveman and drunk so that's not really an option
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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