I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
The only way to make beer can wizard staffs any better is to sew your own wizards robe and hat to go along with it. welcome to tuesday nights at my new apartment
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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