dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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