Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Grandma keeps pulling a bottle of captain from her pocket and spiking people's drinks.. She just yelled "I'm DAMN HOT to be a grandma!" .. I LOVE HER.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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