you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
I just hemmed my dress for halloween, never felt more like a man
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
She sent me a pic of shot glasses on fire if that tells you anything
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
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