p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
YOUR DICK HAS BEEN IN ME I DO NOT WANT TO BE SET UP TO MEET YOUR FRIENDS
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
Gotta say, self-deprecating Lord of the Rings-themed sex jokes were not on my agenda for today.
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