i wish that high-me and normal-me were two different ppl so that high-me could thank normal-me for setting out a feast before smoking
I wish that high-you wouldn't text me stupid shit at 3:30 in the morning
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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