i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
He has the fingertips of a God
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