butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
a very overweight girl in the ER just said she trippped over the invisible wii jump rope and fell
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Do you think anyone has ever tried to have sex with a cows udder before?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
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