I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Also while I’m drunk I saw your penis in like 4th grade when I walked past the boys bathroom
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Randomize
