why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
The fact that it was "anything but a cup" now explains the cowboy boots and fishbowl aftermath at the apartment.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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