i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
As one final fuck you to the courthouse i'm paying the rest of this ticket with sacajawea coins.
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
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