i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
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