Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Nm. Exausted and my teeth just fell out again
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
Just brought out that old CCM hockey helmet. The one covered in sharpie penises with "DRUNK BUCKET" written across the front. The number of tally marks / initials from tonight's drunk stunts alone is equal parts inspiring and alarming.
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
You KNOW it was a good night when you find French fries AND taco remnants in your bra when you get home...
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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