So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My farts woke her up so I pretended to be keep sleeping.
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
and then he said that some chick told him he danced like an epileptic on crystal meth. he then proceeded to demonstrate this statement, which i can testify is 100% accurate.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
He woke me up at 4am just to lick my nipple. Then he talked in his sleep for 20 minutes about the sex we just had. I think it's safe to say he's a weird one, but I dont care cuz he fucks like a champ.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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