bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Jumanji is 1000% better stoned while cooking breakfast.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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