So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
We made a trail of cheez balls so we knew how to get back to te apartment.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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