I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
We were all singing so you said you were going to play a percussion instrument... the crackers.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I manage to fit my wine bottle in my koozie and the rest is history
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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