Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Randomize