He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
My Grandma made me promise not to drink more beer, so I'm chugging wine.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Whenever you're sad about your life, just remember that I'm on a first name basis with the late night taco bell drive-thru workers.
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
he threw his shirt and suit jacket out the window of the uber going home
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
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