Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
he yelled at me for calling the fat girl fat. if I can't call out fat girls to my brother who do i have?
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Remember when you brought a guy home from the bar... to our parents house.... on thanksgiving eve?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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