she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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