She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I woke up this morning really drunk with my Christmas lights on and two owls in my bed.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
the water pistols in the freezer are full of voddka.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
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