dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
he tried to make a toast, but hit the moving ceiling fan with his beer instead
So even though we broke up apparently according to my voice mail you still like me, with smurfs while riding on a boat.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
The night was going well until I found tufts of my hair in the freezer. Then I got nervous
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
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