YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Who put my cat in the fridge?
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