? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
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We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
I'm like a wolly mammoth down there. what do I tell him?
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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