would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
You are the only person I know that goes to a bar enough to charge your iPhone there....
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
The AC broke so he ended up sleeping in the front yard and left his one night stand on the couch.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Don't wake me up to tell me to cook for you because you don't like taco meat.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
Randomize
