this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
She got stuck in the front door. She never told me how or why.
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
God, I missed his penis.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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