you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I have a bruise on dick where you tried to "high five" me.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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