that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Thing I actually said tonight: "I want to achieve Ultimate level drunkenness, I'm only at Champion"
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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