I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
Gotta admit I did think about bartering you out to the gay guys for $20 and the dudes flashy neck scarf
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I'm high and I have a consensual booty call on the way and just thought that it was a good time to let you know that I think that you are a stellar person.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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