just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
Please don't be alarmed by the blood on my arms and phone in the morning. It's not mine.
Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
If you need me I'll be getting drunk in a chewbacca onsie like a real adult.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize
