question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
We were sad, then we got horny, and then we needed some ranch
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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