I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
why do cheetos always look like penises
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
Randomize
